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Feature: The Top Asses in Gaming

GamePro motorboats the hottest asses in gaming. Whether it's big and voluptuous or flatter than an ironing board, there's no ass too bootylicious for GamePro.

Join us as we closely examine the top asses in gaming. On with the ass... I mean show.

#10: The Girls of Metal Gear Solid

Snake could watch that backside all day

Snake could watch that backside all day

Sun-kissed skin and a sexily arched back make Eva top choice on the menu

Sun-kissed skin and a sexily arched back make Eva top choice on the menu

Yeah Snake, I'd lick that too. Meryl has got it going on

Yeah Snake, I'd lick that too. Meryl has got it going on

 

#9: Cate Archer - No One Lives Forever

Flat, yet appetizing. Cate's such a tease

Flat, yet appetizing. Cate's such a tease

 

#8: The Monkeys of Twilight Princess

You know someone's got a rather larger bottom if you can see it from the front

You know someone's got a rather larger bottom if you can see it from the front

Smack that Link

Smack that Link

 

#7: Voldo - Soul Calibur

Voldo takes assless chaps to a whole new level

Voldo takes assless chaps to a whole new level

 

#6: Queen Slug-for-a-Butt - Earthworm Jim

More to love

More to love

 

#5: Jade - Beyond Good and Evil

Maybe it's the rump, maybe it's the green lipstick. But whatever it is, Jade is one fine-ass babe

Maybe it's the rump, maybe it's the green lipstick. But whatever it is, Jade is one fine-ass babe

 

#4: Alyx - Half-Life 2

Precious hours were spent modeling Alyx's ass

Precious hours were spent modeling Alyx's ass

 

#3: The Girls of DoA

Christie's known for her naughty side

Christie's known for her naughty side

Let me brush that sand off for you

Let me brush that sand off for you

Come on in Kasumi, the water's fine

Come on in Kasumi, the water's fine

There's more DoA action over at GamerHelp.

 

#2: Lara Croft - Tomb Raider

Speaking of an explosive arse

Speaking of an explosive arse

The front's nice, but no one acknowledges the backside

The front's nice, but no one acknowledges the backside

 

And the grand prize goes to...

#1: Congratulations! Jack Thompson

The biggest ass of them all. Sue me

The biggest ass of them all. Sue me

 


GamePro Community Submissions

Submit your pick for The Top Asses in Gaming on the GamePro Message Boards.

E. Honda - Submitted by jerichowiz

E. Honda - Submitted by jerichowiz

Link - Submitted by MasterFang

Link - Submitted by MasterFang

Fran from FFXII - For everyone over at Destructoid

Fran from FFXII - For everyone over at Destructoid

Ada Wong's curves hypnotize

Ada Wong's curves hypnotize

Kameo - By popular demand

Kameo - By popular demand